Limmericks

There once was a girl named Riley,
She had the biggest house in Hawaii,
She got rid of the house,
Then lived with a mouse,
And changed her name to Shyley.



There once was a fat old frog,
That just sat there on a log,
And stared there at the sun,
And then begun,
To hop off for a jog.



There once was a boy named I,
Who was very very shy,
He had two eyes,
Hung with the guys,
And told a bunch of lies.



There once were some cooks,
Who read lots of books
That piled up real high,
Clear up to the sky,
And had there good looks.